> You come across a mutant clover. It is apparently muttering to itself and doesn't seem to notice you. What do you do?

>>Stay and listen.

>>RUN.

whenever someone says “money doesn’t buy happiness” they’re either filthy stinking rich themselves or a pretentious wanna-be guru hippie

because if i had enough money to go to school without taking on a massive loan or to buy a house without worrying about having to get a mortgage or to go to the hospital without wondering if this is the time my insurance company decides to screw me over

i’d be fucking estatic